It's time to create your own guru. During the past year I have heard so many ideas of what I should be like and what behaviors I should have. Here is the list so far, Ed, you need to:
Be more telepathic--know when I am in a spiritual crisis without me saying anything;
Never get angry;
Never criticize anyone; that is, be a doormat;
Don't get emotional;
Don't attack those who kill whales, eat dogs and cats, and otherwise kill animals;
Don't say anything negative about any guru or student;
Don't get personal or human--be impersonal;
Get more personal;
Be more emotional and not so aloof.
Pick better chanting music;
Get rid of chanting;
Don't use the word fuck;
Don't unfriend people on Facebook.
Now be honest. In your comments below; please "fix" me!